August 2009
8 posts
Breaking News..... Delayed!
Covert cells of entrylevel tweens raid gathering on music intellectuals at HARD to preach doctrine of bloghouse. Ruin fun.
Next on ESPN PPV: Celeb Cage Match!
Here’s another celebrity battle for attention thats quickly joining the list which already includes popped greats like 50 Cent vs. Kanye and Trump vs. Rosie. Its Eminem Vs. M.Carey!!!
In the blue corner:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzHnNPLWsDQ
In the red corner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hpiwPXkbVc&feature=fvw
If only it was for real in a cage, with barbed wire and chairs.
Methamphetamines Added to New Girl Scout Cookie to...
If I wrote articles for The Onion, this would be a story :P
All time greatest
How do you use the phrase all time? To say that, eg “These are the All Time best youtube videos” seems to imply that you’ve seen all the videos in the past, AND all the videos in the future. Hence ALL time. But that obviously hasn’t occured.
Now whenever I hear someone use the phrase “all time”, I’m going to assume that are either god, from the future,...
Kicking new brand from the west coast, 50% off... →
Warriors of Radness.
Tee’s are pricey has hell, but with 50 off some of them are pretty funny. Offical opening ceremony is coming up soon if your on the west coast.
Mmm, no.
Zucchini is the most pointless vegetable ever. What do use it for?? Upside down chocolate zucchini cake? Why even include the zucchini, it would taste the same without it. It’s like the bad hybrid between a cucumber and a squash, yet it fails in both categories. Neither crisp and cool, nor flavored or colorful, it is an epic yuck and waste of time. However it is good for throwing at other people.
Revamp M'n'M
In the world of candy, have a great taste if only part of the game. With zany names like gobstoppers or cherry yum diddly dip, and seizure inducing color schemes, the competition is tough. A good example of types of candy’s that play to the little kid everyone is anything that willy wonka makes, nerds, fun dip, etc..
Now look at M&M’s. They have the least eye-appealing packaging ever, a dark...
Cry Little Sister
Gerard McMann – Cry Little Sister
This song has it going on. It’s pure 80’s, the strained/yelling male vocals with a refreshing soft chorus splashed over the top, some great synth lines in the background, and lots of what I would call random drumming ( which to me is anything that doesn’t have a four to the floor beat, heh). The first I heard the song, I was reading a request for bros sent out by...